ALMOST NOTHING
A split 4-inch record from Chris Cresswell & Dave Ross
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During the pandemic, Dave Ross started like ten podcasts and Chris Cresswell made the theme song for every one. The songs were short as hell, and Chris and Dave laughed talking about releasing them as a tiny album. They laughed even harder when they realized they could put it on vinyl. And now it's real! It's clear, square, four inches wide and four minutes long. This record barely exists.
Please enjoy Almost Nothing.
It's four 30-second songs from Chris Cresswell, a two-minute standup joke from Dave Ross, and a photo of an astronaut.
GET THE FUCKING 4-INCH
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OR IF YOU JUST WANNA HEAR THE TRACKS, PLEASE STREAM THEM! THE ALBUM IS PAY-WHAT-YOU-WANT ON BANDCAMP, SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FOR FREE, OR PAY US A CENT OR TWO, OR PAY US A BILLION DOLLARS. IF YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS, PLEASE PAY US A BILLION DOLLARS. IT'S ALSO ON THE BIG BAD APPS LIKE SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC CUZ WE ALL HAVE THOSE, WE CAN'T HELP IT, EVEN THOUGH WE HATE IT, I'M SORRY THE WORLD IS LIKE THIS.
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